Kat Demotivational Poster
UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..
ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.
KITTY - What a nice gun deleted deleted
2005 - WHO'S THAT BITCH NEXT TO P.O.D.? - 2007 - Who are those guys next to Katy Perry?
SECOND THOUGHTS - there is no place for them here or anywhere else in life. go big or die trying.
SOMEONE - has a lot of explaining to do
SOME PEOPLE - Just want to watch the world burn.
TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat
NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!
HERE'S WHAT I'LL DO - First I'll stretch back the skin to get rid of the wrinkles. Then I'll get rid of the grey whiskers. A tug here and a little botox there and VOILA! You will be one hot looking Meerkat again
DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.
I ASKED FOR A - Cockatiel! But this ain't bad...
SASUKE - Look for the emo ninja with the duck-ass hair.
CUTENESS - Anything becomes ten times cuter with a jigglypuff.
ORIGINAL GANGSTER SKATERS - You know you are old school if this was your first board
KITTY CAT KUNG FU - It WILL Obliterate You
KATE BECKINSALE - This is definitely one MILF. Can I get a witness?
I CAN'T WIN - The cop gave me a ticket because I didn't stop at Katie's Crotch. My wife blackened my eye because I did.
WILL ROGERS QUOTE -
CHURCHES - Tapping into modern culture, everyday.
IN READINESS FOR NEXT SEASON - PORTSMOUTH FC UNVEIL THEIR NEW ALL SEATER STADIUM!!
EVERYTHING'S WEIRDER - In the bayou, swamp, marsh, wetland, or w/e you want to call it. Point is, Katrina country scares me sometimes. Louisiana...
TOBI IS A GOOD BOY - I wonder what he could be hiding under that mask
SEAN SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER -
FINISH HIM! - Piledriver FTW
COUGAR STATUS CONFIRMED - Katy Perry's 03/27/10 tweet: "also heard Justin Bieber gonna b here 2night, can't wait to tap that." He's 16. She's 25.
STARVATION - Don't lie to me. I KNOW your hiding some fish somewhere!!
There once was a pirate named Gates -
A ROLLING STONE -
PUMMBA JUST GOT REPLACED -
KATY MERCURY - Opening April 1st 2011, See Katy Perry as the late great Freddie Mercury in the shocking expose, "Killer Queen".
A KNIFE - Who would bring one of them to a NET-FIGHT!!
SPECIAL CAT - Hey how you doin'?
KATIE BOO BOO -
BILLBOARDS FOUND ONLY IN CANADA -
INNER BEAUTY - Always better in a bikini
BLUE HAIR -
SKATEBOARDERS OCCUPY - Wood pushers rise up and dominate
GRAVITATIONAL FORCE - even puppets have a hard time avoiding Katy's pull
TALENT - why people follow you with cameras.
KATY PERRY - We love you so much here at Motifake that it's enough to make us all go John Hinckley on Russel Brand.
KATY PERRY - ..is a dude???
FLOWER - I knew her B4 she went all "HOLLYWOOD" and sold out!
SKATER CHICKS - Well that's not quite what I had in mind dude...
KATIE COURIC - Her feelings for me may have changed, But I still love her just the same!
DOGTOWN AND THE Z-BOYS - Skateboarding....old school style!
YE OLDE - SWITCHEROO!
FIGURE SKATING - Normally you couldn't get someone to wear something that stupid at gunpoint.
SIX WORDS - I'm voyeuristic, I'll tap then watch!
ATTACK ATTACK! - Sorry, can't hear you over our AWEsomeness.
MUFFINZ - Psh. Far more supirior than cupcakes.
KATAMARI - That's how we roll
COOKIES - when she came to my door with that innocent stare and asked if I had some money to spare how could I resist not buying her cookies
KATY BERRY - Now there's a flavor you can lick all night long.....
SKYDIVING! - The safe way to do it
MONEY SHOT -
GUY WITH THE CAMERA - You're doing it wrong.
PLASTIC BRA -
BACKYARD BEAUTY QUEEN -
MUSIC - It's in good hands.
HEY, WHY SO -
MUSIC - It Reaches Out And Touches People
STARS ON ICE - Maybe if you just lay there a while the crowd will forget that you were the darling of the 2010 Olympics
EPIC FAIL 101 - Now open for the Summer and Fall semesters.
HAPPY DRUNKS -
THE STEPFORD WIFE - Katie Holmes allowed in public without Tom?! No wonder she's smiling (If you can call that a smile)
ANIMAL CRUELTY - Circus Animals Should Not Be Forced... ...to.....Oh...Look How Cute He Is With His Little Ice Skates!
KAT VON D - Seems to me the spread eagle tat is a tad high.
WALK THE LINE -
HITTING THE WALL - When MARATHON RUNNNERS do it, it's a TRANSCENDENTAL thing. When SKATERS do it, it's a FUNNY thing.
SKATE FAIL -
SAMURAI - They're heavy-armoured ninjas.
NO PETE - See, when Pete is not around, Kate DOES look a lot better.
FIGURE SKATING - Words..... they fail, but not as bad as those costumes.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET - For waking up in Vegas.
BATTLEFIELD EARTH - watching that movie is less painfull then one about Skaters With Paintball Guns
EXCEPTIONS - There's one for every rule.
FIGURE SKATING - Mother Russia is so proud!
JEALOUSY - That`s awesome he has no legs and does better tricks than me... ...I STILL KICK (wink) A$$ ON THPS 2!
LESSON FROM KATRINA - In an extreme emergency, you grab only the things that are most important to you in your life
SPORTS BLOOPERS - No my dear...When you're wearing 32inch RAZOR sharp blades it's called MAYHEM or NEGLIGENT HOMICIDE.
CLARITY - it helps to clearly state your requirements
Procrastination Nation -
Looters welcome -
march two three four -
Pwissy heads to town -
Ice Skating -
but Daaaad -
did you hear -
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