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Kat Demotivational Poster

UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..

TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's

ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.

TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Dr. Manhattan

Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
Damn you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!

KITTY - What a nice gun deleted deleted

2005 - WHO'S THAT BITCH NEXT TO P.O.D.? - 2007 - Who are those guys next to Katy Perry?

SECOND THOUGHTS - there is no place for them here or anywhere else in life. go big or die trying.

TAGS: skateboard foh
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 2:33 am
If you don't wait for the camera crew, you're a chump!
forseti - November 17, 2011, 6:46 am
...and that's how he invented surfin'!

SOMEONE - has a lot of explaining to do

SOME PEOPLE - Just want to watch the world burn.

TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat

NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!

TAGS: batman robin green hornet kato bruce lee wayne
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.


TAGS: hell stephen steven hawking wheel chair tony hawk skate skateboard
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Krissie - December 18, 2009, 12:02 am
LMFAO! I guess Im going to hell with the person too! ROFL..... :P
whatukno - October 5, 2009, 4:49 am
OMFG I laughed so hard seeing that cover. GOLD!

HERE'S WHAT I'LL DO - First I'll stretch back the skin to get rid of the wrinkles. Then I'll get rid of the grey whiskers. A tug here and a little botox there and VOILA! You will be one hot looking Meerkat again

TAGS: meerkat
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Doug

forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:27 pm
it results in a nose-job!! -> http://www.picdumps.com/pics/1340/6.jpg
Sean - April 2, 2010, 7:42 pm
There's a certain "Inner Beauty" to this one.
Airman - March 30, 2010, 7:07 pm
[email protected] - March 29, 2010, 10:28 pm
`FLOWER is having work done? Damn you HEIDI!!
ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 9:05 pm
Somehow this smacks of personal experience. 5 furry lil critters.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 8:53 pm
Doug, you make some great posters
gil - March 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
really funny
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 8:33 pm
Super job Doug.
rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:26 pm

this was funny as hell.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 8:21 pm

DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.

TAGS: kate middleton princess duchess portrait
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ucalien

premiumgrade - July 4, 2014, 2:04 am
I'm not exactly sure of the relationship between your comment and the rendered picture of the future queen, but I agree with the comment. What we have here is Kate close to 40. Still beautiful…and I’m American. 5 for you, ucalien.

I ASKED FOR A - Cockatiel! But this ain't bad...

TAGS: cat drink coctail cockatiel
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

rerun - January 10, 2010, 11:04 am

useless in that you cannot screw them?
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:56 am
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few useless animals in my time.
Sean - April 27, 2009, 9:30 pm
Yer just using him to get to his beverage.
BoneCD - April 27, 2009, 9:02 pm
That's one cat that I fancy
Sean - April 27, 2009, 8:54 pm
Figures ... YOU'D like it ....
BoneCD - April 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
This is priceless

SASUKE - Look for the emo ninja with the duck-ass hair.

CUTENESS - Anything becomes ten times cuter with a jigglypuff.

TAGS: cute katawa shoujo jigglypuff
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by nerdlinger

Cubbybear - May 4, 2010, 10:36 am
Only if a Jigglypuff in in a bikini top
wampyre - May 4, 2010, 9:20 am
5L cause I'm not hatin'
wampyre - May 4, 2010, 9:17 am
ahh jigglypuff. always wanted to see him go up against mewtwo.
forseti - May 3, 2010, 5:41 am
sfw?!? it's an anime girl with a pokemon. it's not demotivational and for me it's not even funny. sorry ;)
nerdlinger - May 3, 2010, 5:38 am
Forsetti: Character is from the American Visual Novel Katawa Shoujou name: Misha, a crippled girl
forseti - May 3, 2010, 5:25 am
even anime becomes ten times unnecessarily with pokemons...

ORIGINAL GANGSTER SKATERS - You know you are old school if this was your first board

TAGS: original gangster skater first board
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:02 am
1960, San Diego! The second one wasn't rectangular, and had an old, used rink skate pounded flat for it's wheels, rather than sidewalk skates.
Iconoclast - June 12, 2011, 6:11 pm
Old school? No, just old. And we survived without helmets or knee pads or elbow pads.

KITTY CAT KUNG FU - It WILL Obliterate You

TAGS: kung fu kitty kat
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Spencer, Ray

motinet - January 15, 2012, 9:31 am

So THATS what really happened!
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 10:23 am

KATE BECKINSALE - This is definitely one MILF. Can I get a witness?

TAGS: kate beckinsale girl women naked nude hot milf m i l f
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

KDC - August 18, 2010, 2:58 pm
hell yes
ravage - October 14, 2009, 2:08 pm
i wouldnt even give a sh*t if she had a bush, or smoked... NOTHING would make me not want to bone the fu*k out of that!
stu - June 20, 2009, 5:56 pm
anyone who comments on here is gay
NJL - June 16, 2009, 8:07 pm
i'd tap that as often as i could
Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 10:02 am
nothing could make happier then to trade places with her husband
TJ - April 9, 2009, 3:56 am
ozfactor - December 18, 2008, 2:06 am
FUCK YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would x 1,676,987,629,642
:) - October 24, 2008, 4:39 pm
If she stopped smoking she could have me
Nobody - October 24, 2008, 4:07 pm
Yet another I'd switch for.

I CAN'T WIN - The cop gave me a ticket because I didn't stop at Katie's Crotch. My wife blackened my eye because I did.

TAGS: sign katie s crotch
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

Hinoron - March 28, 2012, 1:00 pm
So this is what happens when you give someone who works at City Hall the clap.
motinet - January 7, 2011, 10:32 am

wow - a brilliant motifake on the FIRST try


TAGS: sport skate
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

rerun - April 4, 2010, 10:04 am

Having actually squatted with spurs on, Will Rogers was one smart dude

CHURCHES - Tapping into modern culture, everyday.

TAGS: church morals katy perry lesbian
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by lizzy

ZippoBibrok - March 30, 2010, 3:35 pm
@Paul: That's a mistranslation. The original wording, "Hades", means "Land of the Dead", not "Hell"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 12:17 am
This must be in reference to Jesus and Mary Magdalene, and Jesus' temporary descent into Hell after his crucifixion.
Lena - August 19, 2009, 10:26 pm
God isn't THAT evil. haha


EVERYTHING'S WEIRDER - In the bayou, swamp, marsh, wetland, or w/e you want to call it. Point is, Katrina country scares me sometimes. Louisiana...

TAGS: katrina country louisiana marsh swamp bayou hurricanes catfish gross weird food
Rating: 1.38/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Akyoyo - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
Not literally, you can refer to different parts of the U.S. as "X Country" in relation to something, like calling Texas "Bush Country" during his presidency (although the election moreso) .
TJ - April 28, 2009, 3:21 am
Louisiana - Now a country.
mackerel - January 2, 2009, 8:16 pm
Yum, yum, anusburger.

TOBI IS A GOOD BOY - I wonder what he could be hiding under that mask

TAGS: tobi akatsuki good boy
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Hatarou

Shtoink - June 5, 2009, 1:03 am
and hes hiding a sharingan
Shtoink - June 5, 2009, 1:03 am
his name's not tobi! its kunta kente!


TAGS: pink panther kato
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - April 8, 2011, 11:38 pm
I have the reflexes of a cat ... who's always subject to attack by another cat. It keeps me sharp ... and a little jumpy. 5 pink panthers from me.
RavenDestroyer - April 8, 2011, 9:28 pm
i knew that cat's choose wierd locations to hang out but never seen this still funny

FINISH HIM! - Piledriver FTW

COUGAR STATUS CONFIRMED - Katy Perry's 03/27/10 tweet: "also heard Justin Bieber gonna b here 2night, can't wait to tap that." He's 16. She's 25.

TAGS: courgar katy perry justin bieber seduction older woman
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by suenero

Da5id - January 25, 2013, 2:10 am
5L to thecrotchetyoldcynic! Best caption.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2012, 7:46 pm
So this was the inspiration for that song, "[she] kissed a girl and [she] liked it." Lol!

STARVATION - Don't lie to me. I KNOW your hiding some fish somewhere!!

There once was a pirate named Gates -



KATY MERCURY - Opening April 1st 2011, See Katy Perry as the late great Freddie Mercury in the shocking expose, "Killer Queen".


TAGS: kate ewwww
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Bi11ionAir - January 29, 2011, 3:24 am
Id tap that, thrice.

A KNIFE - Who would bring one of them to a NET-FIGHT!!

TAGS: knife katana police souel swat
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:05 pm
Is the swat on his back or I TWAT!!!!
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:53 pm


TAGS: isuckatpaint humor crankyhead
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Feasibly - May 15, 2011, 10:20 am

SPECIAL CAT - Hey how you doin'?



TAGS: saskatoon moose
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - August 21, 2013, 3:41 pm

Wyoming conversation at a chili feed: "Is this antelope?" "No, elk...that one's antelope...the one over there is moose. I think there might be beef around here somewhere."

INNER BEAUTY - Always better in a bikini

TAGS: kate upton bikini
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Kolin2002

lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 11:26 am

Poor little thing. Looks like a whole lot of her inner bueaty has leaked out.
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:21 am

illicopresto2 - March 9, 2012, 1:45 am
Her outer beauty isn't bad either.
carebear - March 8, 2012, 6:28 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 8, 2012, 5:23 pm
yeah... and thanks... this has given me an idea for a poster...


TAGS: meerkats
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - January 24, 2011, 11:38 pm
Genius. And I too am haunted by meercats. Why can't they leave me alone?
brianjayy - January 21, 2011, 9:44 am


TAGS: katie wasted her time
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 8:28 am
blue flame hawt! 5L

SKATEBOARDERS OCCUPY - Wood pushers rise up and dominate

GRAVITATIONAL FORCE - even puppets have a hard time avoiding Katy's pull

TAGS: katy perry
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by guyfox

TALENT - why people follow you with cameras.

TAGS: skating accident
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by RiddleMeThis

FelixA9 - May 8, 2010, 10:59 am
Skateboards and Youtube were made for each other.
RiddleMeThis - March 19, 2010, 11:30 am
Thanks. ^^
Faceplant31 - March 18, 2010, 9:01 am
I like it, nice work

KATY PERRY - We love you so much here at Motifake that it's enough to make us all go John Hinckley on Russel Brand.

TAGS: katy perry
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 11:43 am
I would bet that he does.
TokinFire - June 30, 2010, 11:37 am
Poor AG, he dunno who John Hinckley is.
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:16 pm
Her beauty is only surpassed by this lack of creativity.
guyfox - June 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
is this the current issue

KATY PERRY - ..is a dude???

TAGS: katy perry
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Bumgrubs

steve1961 - August 4, 2012, 1:42 am
While a mature and humorous attitude may impress mods and most other grown ups on this site, I find the lack of Timmie behaviour quite distressing and very demotivating...I was looking forward to an immature rant. Thanks a bunch :(
SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 9:40 pm
Eh? I don't think I was being negative at all, and certainly not about the poster. I rated this one a 4, IIRC, because it's funny and was responding in what I thought was a humorous fashion to Moo's comment.
rerun - August 3, 2012, 9:26 pm

Hey Negative Nancy (aka Steve), do you have anything positive to say on any poster or are you just being a troll?
SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 8:06 pm
I didn't know. And didn't care then, and don't care now. And, now that I know, will attempt to forget in order to free up those neurons for something of actual import.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 7:17 pm
That's the right attitude. If you can take a little criticism and strive to do better, You'll do just fine here. You should find the introductions thread in the forum and tell us a bit about yourself.
Bumgrubs - August 3, 2012, 6:49 pm
thanks guys...ill just stick to my dry or non PC posters then lol.
GaryO - August 3, 2012, 9:38 am
Is gitss a good acronym for grin inwardly then suddenly stop? If so, gitss….3L….but only due to the credence of your other (some hilarious I might say) efforts.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 1:10 am
It's because you didn't add much to the pic to make it funny. And some people might not know that Neil Patrick Harris is gay.....Although I can't see how. Also, Doogie Howser M.D was a great show.
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 12:59 am
I've analyzed this poster thoroughly and while I think you have potential, this poster needs more work to earn a 4 or 5. I find Motifake relatively harsher when it comes to ratings than similar sites. If you want 5 lions it'll have to be spectacular. gl:)
Bumgrubs - August 3, 2012, 12:06 am
can someone explain why this is getting 1 and 2 bombed? is it not funny enough? has it been done? im curious...

FLOWER - I knew her B4 she went all "HOLLYWOOD" and sold out!

TAGS: flower meerkat manor
Rating: 3.36/5

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agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:35 pm
Love it!!!!

SKATER CHICKS - Well that's not quite what I had in mind dude...

KATIE COURIC - Her feelings for me may have changed, But I still love her just the same!

DOGTOWN AND THE Z-BOYS - Skateboarding....old school style!


TAGS: ye olde switcheroo katie holmes tom cruise
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by Mr.Mr.

senator - October 28, 2008, 3:41 am
this what you get when cousins marry.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:49 am
Wow, she/he/it does look like Phil Oakey. Very eerie!
Hoagie - September 5, 2008, 8:57 am
I didnt know HUMAN LEAGUE was still around.....Don't you want be baby, don't you want me wooooaooo
YOU - September 2, 2008, 9:11 am
are sucha dork!

FIGURE SKATING - Normally you couldn't get someone to wear something that stupid at gunpoint.

TAGS: figure skater
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Losifer

TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 9:21 pm
Moti-mass production. eewwwww
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:02 am
Four posters and 3 of them are dealing with these get ups? You could have combined 'em and had a possible 3L. Just saying.

SIX WORDS - I'm voyeuristic, I'll tap then watch!

TAGS: six words voyeuristic kate beckinsale
Rating: 1.84/5

More motifakes by Charles

energy - October 21, 2008, 10:18 pm
lame tunnel

ATTACK ATTACK! - Sorry, can't hear you over our AWEsomeness.

TAGS: attackattack attack awesome hear
Rating: 1.76/5

More motifakes by Neuw

HtD - May 5, 2009, 3:02 pm
I lol'd.
Arrogant Knight - May 5, 2009, 6:39 am
I take that back. Fucking love Someday Came Suddenly.
Arrogant Knight - April 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
Please. They're not THAT good.

MUFFINZ - Psh. Far more supirior than cupcakes.

TAGS: muffin kitkat muffins muffinz
Rating: 1.63/5

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... - July 11, 2008, 7:33 pm
Muffins: What's left after you lick the good part off of a Cupcake.

KATAMARI - That's how we roll

TAGS: rollin katamari
Rating: 1.42/5
zerojustice - June 26, 2008, 12:59 pm
Freaking genius, this one. *Not sarcastic*

COOKIES - when she came to my door with that innocent stare and asked if I had some money to spare how could I resist not buying her cookies

KATY BERRY - Now there's a flavor you can lick all night long.....

TAGS: katy perry ice cream
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:48 am
Hot damn!

SKYDIVING! - The safe way to do it


TAGS: reproduceman katy perry
Rating: 4.22/5

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Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 10:30 pm
Heck yes I'd skeet on Katy Perry!

GUY WITH THE CAMERA - You're doing it wrong.



MUSIC - It's in good hands.

TAGS: music selgo katyperry nicki taylorswift
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by JessieSammler

ughomer - April 3, 2012, 7:13 am
Good first submission.
Preacher Man - April 2, 2012, 11:58 pm
Is that really Katy Perry, or a realistic-looking Katy Perry sex doll?



TAGS: fraud meer kats
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Sean

Nik - June 14, 2009, 10:38 pm
I'm with you Mark
Mark - June 14, 2009, 10:37 pm
I feel as though you're setting me up for some sort of Captain Obvious joke.
Nik - June 14, 2009, 10:36 pm
HAHA!! that would be one i missed...but I'd probably tune in
Mark - June 14, 2009, 10:36 pm
"Hey, Why so serious?" Is the Joker's tag line from Dark Knight. "You can't handle the truth." is from "A Few Good Men"
Sean - June 14, 2009, 10:35 pm
Is it Meer Kat Manor -- The Movie?
Sean - June 14, 2009, 10:34 pm
Kidding?!! Me? Never.
Nik - June 14, 2009, 10:34 pm
yeah...im gonna have to go ahead and say the dark knight on that?
Mark - June 14, 2009, 10:32 pm
Sean - Are you kidding? You really don't know?
Sean - June 14, 2009, 10:29 pm
Thanks, man. Now will someone pleeeese tell me what movie I almost referenced here? I can handle the truth.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 9:04 pm
This masterpiece still gets me every time.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 7:12 pm
I had in mind.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 7:12 pm
Pheeww, what a relief. I thought for sure that Cubbybear would come after me for putting too much make-up on a meer kat. Of course the hard part was snapping the pic before the little dickens rubbed it off. And GHB wasn't an option given the pose ...
Sean - April 23, 2009, 7:44 pm
Thanks CB. And no details, please. Let's not upset her any more than we have to. Just tell her that "It's happened again." She'll know what you mean.
Cubbybear - April 23, 2009, 7:13 pm
It's OK Sean...somebody call his wife to pick him up.

MUSIC - It Reaches Out And Touches People

TAGS: life concert celeb katy perry
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by giulio

just - June 19, 2009, 5:02 am
like 4 inches!
a'den - March 21, 2009, 11:49 pm
fail on the tags. that's lily allen not katy perry.
asdasd - March 21, 2009, 11:00 pm

STARS ON ICE - Maybe if you just lay there a while the crowd will forget that you were the darling of the 2010 Olympics

EPIC FAIL 101 - Now open for the Summer and Fall semesters.

TAGS: skateboard fail fall
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Dangle

agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:07 pm
This would be a fall semester.


TAGS: iluvyerman yougouysrthebestbuddiesaguyheylookatthoseknockersoopssheslookingatusithinksheheard
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Sean

MrRandom - November 3, 2009, 12:45 am
I loved this one. The tag is a great topper.
Sean - November 3, 2009, 12:42 am
Oops. I meant yer right about it not being my best. Not the other part. Sorry.
Sean - October 26, 2009, 11:38 pm
Hey thanks and yer right. It's no COLD COCKLES. I nailed the hell outta that one.
Dude 4515 - October 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
sean, it's not your best work, but still would easily be my best if i made it. therefore, five lions

THE STEPFORD WIFE - Katie Holmes allowed in public without Tom?! No wonder she's smiling (If you can call that a smile)

ANIMAL CRUELTY - Circus Animals Should Not Be Forced... ...to.....Oh...Look How Cute He Is With His Little Ice Skates!

TAGS: ice skating bear
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Lederhosen

Wut - October 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
Those guys are dicks for shooting the bear. Now where the frick am I going to see a skating bear?
The Great Whamini - October 23, 2009, 11:31 am
Bear: 1, Man: 1
The Great Whamini - October 23, 2009, 11:31 am
Sticking it to the man one circus-performing bear at a time!

KAT VON D - Seems to me the spread eagle tat is a tad high.

TAGS: kat von d
Rating: 3.2/5

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megamanx117 - June 23, 2010, 12:01 pm
if you're referring to the wing, its an angel... i don't even think there is an eagle among her tattoos.


HITTING THE WALL - When MARATHON RUNNNERS do it, it's a TRANSCENDENTAL thing. When SKATERS do it, it's a FUNNY thing.

TAGS: marathon runners skaters
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

Derek - March 31, 2010, 12:55 am
@Yeo - "a metaphorical thing" for marathon runners?


SAMURAI - They're heavy-armoured ninjas.

TAGS: katana samurai ninja japan
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

LordKraven - December 30, 2010, 9:03 am
Motifake is kinda like being married...no matter how long ago the fight was, some one will always bring itback up
5150monkeylove - December 30, 2010, 3:50 am
great way to pick up on a 1.5 yr old debate
SyltherinGal - December 29, 2010, 10:48 pm
No. Ninjas HATE Samurai. you should know that. It's a never-ending battle.
Logic Man - July 31, 2009, 1:24 pm
AND Rock BEATS scissors! Rock should beat paper too. Rock totally tears that sheet up.
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:47 pm
calvin - May 11, 2009, 4:41 pm
no samurai's have dignity nija's don't big difference
Samurais - April 19, 2009, 2:18 pm
Samurais They are gay Pedos- just look it up in the Bushido..
Blah - March 2, 2009, 1:21 pm
Doesn't anyone read books anymore? Ninja and Samurai were two totally Different cultures with different rules, each taking a life time to learn. There is no way you could be both, their ethics contradict. And they carried wakasashis before sword laws too
Khatmonsuk - February 18, 2009, 5:06 pm
If I say that...he's about to go into stealth?
jake - February 17, 2009, 10:05 am
nah, can't be a ninja...we can SEE him! (ninjas are impervious to photography-except for SHO KOSUGI!!!!)
Elder God Douchebag - February 17, 2009, 9:36 am
You, sir, are wrong, and thus a retard. The reason they had the wakizashi shortsword is so they were always armed. Laws at the time dictated that a samurai must remove his katana when entering a building. There was no such law for a shortsword.
Anon - February 17, 2009, 1:55 am
Anon - February 17, 2009, 1:55 am
Actually IRL most ninjas WERE samurai. They also had a wakizashi with a katana hilt and sheath. THis was so ppl couldn't tell how long it would take to draw their sword. What i'm saying is that Ninjas were Samurai with long handles and scabbards on their-
Drenix - January 12, 2009, 10:06 pm
Not really as they cant be to stealth.
Khatmonsuk - January 3, 2009, 8:55 am
Response to Arrogant Knight: No need to tell you. It's too obvious.
rogueinterceptor - January 2, 2009, 5:36 pm
No, they're not.
Arrogant Knight - January 2, 2009, 3:52 pm
Okay... And?

NO PETE - See, when Pete is not around, Kate DOES look a lot better.

TAGS: kate moss pete rnr
Rating: 2.45/5

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FIGURE SKATING - Words..... they fail, but not as bad as those costumes.

TAGS: figure skating
Rating: 2.4/5

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agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:48 pm
Ooooh... a 1 from the italian judge... that'll cost him.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET - For waking up in Vegas.

TAGS: vegas hangover katy perry
Rating: 2.36/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:41 pm
wink wink!
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:36 pm
Thanks, Eggy!
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:34 pm
At least you're not chasing cocks anymore. Just the chicks.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:28 pm
no problem... better now than never!!
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:21 pm
I know that info didn't go over easy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:20 pm
Not if you're A) a good cook and B) cook in bed. Sorry for you to learn it this way, forseti.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:17 pm
Most chicks are gone when you wake up...
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:12 pm
Depends... which came first?

BATTLEFIELD EARTH - watching that movie is less painfull then one about Skaters With Paintball Guns

EXCEPTIONS - There's one for every rule.

TAGS: kathleen
Rating: 2.23/5

FIGURE SKATING - Mother Russia is so proud!

TAGS: figure skater
Rating: 2.21/5

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Bovee - February 23, 2010, 2:03 pm
11 posters with simalar pictures = not good.

JEALOUSY - That`s awesome he has no legs and does better tricks than me... ...I STILL KICK (wink) A$$ ON THPS 2!

TAGS: skateboarding jeleousy kick rail 50 50
Rating: 2.13/5

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federicodz - March 30, 2011, 5:54 am
totally correct mr! that`s a 5-0
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 3:19 am
50/50? I submit to you that he can only do 25/25

LESSON FROM KATRINA - In an extreme emergency, you grab only the things that are most important to you in your life

TAGS: katrina
Rating: 2.09/5

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Derek - November 25, 2009, 6:46 pm
Just as good as my version (The Essentials - on MotivatedPhotos)

SPORTS BLOOPERS - No my dear...When you're wearing 32inch RAZOR sharp blades it's called MAYHEM or NEGLIGENT HOMICIDE.


CLARITY - it helps to clearly state your requirements

TAGS: clarity mary kate olson ride
Rating: 1.81/5

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agdaniele - August 26, 2009, 2:45 am
I'd also have to be .12 BAC to ride her.
LC - August 26, 2009, 1:32 am
A really really unfortunate time to run out of paint!
Drenix - September 15, 2008, 8:38 pm
One of the Olsen twins
Curt - August 24, 2008, 12:40 pm
Isn't that cameron diaz?

Confidence -

TAGS: genius foolhardy skateboard moving sofa
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 2, 2013, 3:40 pm
Welcome to the site new mem...OH space you dawg...seldom seen or heard from lately, but returns with 5L material...teehee
GaryO - September 2, 2013, 1:01 pm

Procrastination Nation -

TAGS: skater statue bill murray caddyshack 1440
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 8:27 am
Well this is my morning laugh. Somehow I knew this was from that wonder dog, quadruped of the great beyond. 5L

Looters welcome -

march two three four -

TAGS: scientology scientologists tom cruise katie holmes l ron hubbard
Rating: 5/5

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Ism - August 28, 2013, 5:33 pm
LOL 5L's

Japan -

TAGS: japan figure skating seriously
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 3:37 pm
...What? Did she not own an ASP baton?
nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 2:05 pm
Photoshop? This is how they roll in Japan!
Oldsod - February 12, 2014, 8:26 pm
Nicely chopped...er...Photoshopped...

Pwissy heads to town -

TAGS: saskatchewan winter
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:26 pm
Give me a second...let me finish this bonbon...I'm not that fat Ugs!

Ice Skating -

but Daaaad -

Skateboarding -

Victory -

TAGS: samurai katana versus bullet
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 4, 2013, 11:05 pm
Exactly my point.
vbattaile - May 4, 2013, 4:59 pm

did you hear -

Seriously -